Artist: Nachtmahr
Track: Leistung
Album: Feuer! Frei | 2008

Sa vedem…

• Soferul de autobuz/maxi-taxi care are impresia ca transporta saci de cartofi, si nu oameni.
• Tampita (pentru ca este invariabil o fata) care da volumul atat de tare incat pot auzi muzica din castile ei prin castile mele… ceea ce nu-i usor considerand muzica pe care o ascult eu dimineata.
• Toti aia care sunt inaintea mea la casa de bilete.
• Basescu, Antonescu, Oprescu si Geoana, pentru ca m-am saturat sa le vad fetele prin tot orasul.
• Toate persoanele care au avut intr-un fel sau altul legatura cu spotul publicitar pentru Ascovit. I HATE SINGING COMMERCIALS!
• Developerii de la FunCom pentru ca nu imbunatatesc odata motorul grafic de sub Anarchy Online.
• Mutu.
• Toti fanii lui Times New Roman.
• Andreea Esca, pentru ca m-am saturat de fata ei.
• Persoanele care poarta masti de praf/chirurgicale din cauza ca le e frica de “gripa noua”. Protip: virusul poate trece fara probleme prin mastile alea. Have a nice death.
• Persoana care face orarul facultatii.
• Danny DeVito.
• Obama.
• Naratorul de la stirile de la ProTV.
• Barbatii care poarta tanga.
• Barbatii care cred ca-s tari daca fac sex cu n femei si care spun despre femeile care fac sex cu n barbati ca-s curve. Ipocriti.
• Toti cei care credeau ca o sa murim in 2000, 2002, 2006, 2012, etc.
• Invitatii de la OTV.
• Elodia.
• Toti africanii, mai putin cei din tarile din sudul si nordului continentului (adica aia din tarile mai civilizate).
• Toti arabii, mai putin cei din tarile mai civilizate.
• Toti cei care au legaturi cu ziarele Click!, Libertatea, si Cancan, pentru nivelul extrem de penibilitate din ziarele respective.
• Toti cainii vagabonzi din Bucuresti.
• Acest om.
• Persoanele care spun despre alte persoane care au murit la varste de 60+ ani ca “era tanar saracu’”.
• Toti aia de la Adobe. De ce? Bloatware.
• Companiile de medicamente “naturiste”. Pentru ca nu vad de ce ar trebui sa coste acelasi medicament de cinci ori mai mult doar pentru ca-i facut din plante. Give me the synthetic stuff, I’ll swallow it.
• People who hate zombies.
• Oamenii care cred ca toti roackerii sunt satanisti.
• Persoanele care iau in brate un singur gen de muzica si cred ca toate celelalte-s rahat. Eat shit, fuck you.
• Persoanele care se asteapta ca o formatie (i.e. Metallica) sa cante aceeasi muzica, la infinit. Fuck you, I like St. Anger.
• Oamenii care sunt OK cu lesbienele dar urasc homosexualii. Ipocriti.
• Barbie.
• Michael Jackson.
• Andreea Marin Banica, pentru ca ma enerveaza vocea ei.

To be continued…

[EDIT]
Tocmai am fost atentionat ca azi nu este marti, este miercuri. Daaamn…

Intamplarea a facut ca mai devreme sa-mi iau de pe Soulseek albumul Mi^grate al Speedranch^Jansky Noise. M-am dus pe discogs.com ca sa verific tracklist-ul, si spre uimirea mea am descoperit ca melodia numarul 6 are un titlu imens.

Sunteti curiosi sa aflati care sunt cele mai lungi titluri? Eu sigur am fost. Nu stiu cat sens are sa spun ca muzica citata mai jos intra in categoria “experimental”, dar o s-o spun oricum.

Muzica de mai jos intra in categoria “experimental”.

#10

Artist: Fantômas
Album: Delìrium Còrdia
Piesa: Like The Surgeon The Composer Slashes Open The Body Of His Fellow Man Removes His Eyes Empties His Abdomen Of Organs Hangs Him On A Hook Holding Up To The Light All Of The Body’s Palpitating Treasures Sending A Burst Of Light Into Its Innermost Depths
Numar de caractere: 251

#9

Artist: Chris Rosenau, Jim Schoenecker, Thomas Wincek
Album: Gie Him Strong Drink Until He Wink, That’s Sinking In Despair; An’ Liquor Guid To Fire His Bluid, That’s Prest Wi’ Grief And Care: There Let Him Bouse, An’ Deep Carouse, Wi’ Bumpers Flowing O’er, Till He Forgets His Loves Or Debts, An’ Minds His Griefs No More
Piesa: identic cu numele albumului
Numar de caractere: 260

#8

Artist: Floydhead
Album: The Floydian Propulsion Project
Piesa: Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave And Grooving With A Pict (More Than A Few Classes Of Diminutive Hirsute Organisms Amassing As One In An Astral Cavern And Rocking Out With A Monolith Whilst Avoiding A Quantum Hyperspace Paradox Mix)
Numar de caractere: 266

#7

Artist: The Red Krayola
Album: Fingerpainting
Piesa: A Sow With An Abbess’s Bonnet Is Sitting On Four Rock-Objects And Singing Along With Them. The Song Sounds Like A Cheater, And Is Imprisoned In A Striped Toy Box Because Its Aims Are Not Recognizable. On Top Of The Box Is A Head That Could Be Elvis’s, If He Had Survived This
Numar de caractere: 275

#6

Artist: Sufjan Steven
Album: Sufjan Stevens Invites You To: Come On Feel The Illinoise
Piesa: The Black Hawk War, Or, How To Demolish An Entire Civilization And Still Feel Good About Yourself In The Morning, Or, We Apologize For The Inconvenience But You’re Going To Have To Leave Now, Or, “I Have Fought The Big Knives And Will Continue To Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!”
Numar de caractere: 288

#5

Artist: Test Dept.
Album: A Good Night Out
Piesa: Long Live British Democracy Which Flourishes And Is Constantly Perfected Under The Immaculate Guidance Of The Great, Honourable, Generous And Correct Margaret Hilda Thatcher. She Is The Blue Sky In The Hearts Of All Nations. Our People Pay Homage And Bow In Deep Respect And Gratitude To Her. The Milk Of Human Kindness.
Numar de caractere: 320

#4

Artist: People Like Us/Abraxas
Album: Another Kind Of Humor/Another Kind Of Murder
Piesa: Hammond Hit, People Like Us, A Career-In-Career, The Stainless Steel Band, Sing With Melodious Inarticulate Sound And Frequent Changes Between Falsetto And Normal Voice In The Manner Of Swiss And Tyrolean Mountain-Dwellers… Please, Nice But Boring, Commercial Break, Calm Before The Storm, Human Race To The End, Firedance, Killa
Numar de caractere: 331

#3

Artist: irr. app. (ext.)
Album: Their Little Bones, Becoming Sharp, Find Repose But Fail To Avoid Worrying A Breach In The Ghostly Skin, The Which Separates That Above From That Below (This Being The Last And Final Seal) And Whereupon All Light Evacuated The Furnace. Several Consequences Ensue.
Piesa: Concerning The Appearance Of The Last World Mushroom: The Which Shall Promote And Inhabit The Time That Is The End Of All Times, Even Subsequent To The Immersion Of The World Beneath A Great Deluge Of Waters, Both Ginger’d And Sugary, And Across The Face Of Which It’s Manifestation Shall Engulf The Entirety Of The Kingdom Of The Earth
Numar de caractere: 336

#2

Artist: Speedranch^Jansky Noise
Album: Mi^grate
Piesa: Love, Exciting And New Come Aboard, We’re Expecting You. Love, Life’s Sweetest Reward. Let It Flow, It Floats Back To You. The Love Boat Soon Will Be Making Another Run, The Love Boat Promises Something For Everyone, Set A Course For Adventure, Your Mind On A New Romance. Love Won’t Hurt Anymore, It’s An Open Smile On A Friendly Shore. Yes Love! It’s Love! The Love Boat Soon Will Be Making Another Run. The Love Boat Promises Something For Everyone, Set A Course For Adventure, Your Mind On A New Romance. Love Won’t Hurt Anymore, It’s An Open Smile On A Friendly Shore. It’s Love! It’s Love! It’s Love! It’s The Love Boat-ah! It’s The Love Boat-ah! (Recorded Onboard The Love Boat With The Kitchen Staff)
Numar de caractere: 708

#1

Artist: Brian Lavelle & Richard Youngs
Album: Radios
Piesa: It And Distribution, Soldier Ant, Mention “Active”, Nevertheless Would Update Strange Criterion-Fidelity; Does (Do?) Time/Sensitivity Direct Your “One” – Analogous And Because Merely Sameness By Choosing Representation If Only Closeness, Respect, Of Inevitable Abstraction Aspects About Radio – Certain Balance (Considerable?) Was Ranged Cortex (Ranged…) Neutrons And Even Complex Viruses Particularly The Idea-Ability Changes (“Invented”) To Subtract Which Would Work Because Your Demands Monstrously, In Process – Calculator! – Concrete Construction Does Higher/Lower When Their God Computation Numbers And, God-like, The Recombination Has Become Months Of Remark With Ugly Brain Because Multi-level (Lower) That Lower Molecular Field Physicist From The Press To You, Good, Given That Ground Level Brain Calculator Which Our Thin Processes Have Speeded A System (Doubt) – Description Level Forces Of That Meagre Alphabet B.
Numar de caractere: 927

Cert e ca la inceput eram penibil. Nu mi-a spus-o nimeni direct, insa cam asta e parerea mea despre mine, atunci. Apoi am fost plicticos, iar la final deja imi pierise cheful de scris, iar celor care ma citeau in trecut le trecuse cheful de mine.

Si-atunci, de ce am mai redeschis blogul, dupa ce ma hotarasem ca nu mai merita? Pentru ca la inceput mi-a placut, iar la sfarsit aveam idei dar nu n-aveam chef sa le dezvolt.

Hai sa n-o mai lalaim, ca primul post e in mod traditional despre ideile mele marete despre viitorul meu de bloagăr, despre cat de fascinante o sa fie temele dezbatute aici si despre cat de bine ar fi sa reveniti, si sa-mi faceti trafic si sa fiu eu smecher, ca Zoso.

Mission statement-ul meu? Sa ne simtem bine. In concordanta cu personalitatea mea data peste cap, vom trece de la, probabil, “101 Cele Mai Eficiente Metode De Tortura” la… “Cat De Pufoase Sunt Pisicile”. Or some crap like that. Asa sunt eu, trec de la o stare de spirit la alta de parca as fi o femeie gravida.

Asadar, de maine la treaba!